Extracts from Earlier School Magazines – The School Poets!
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50 Years Ago
“An Education”
It began in Lower 4 D
with Clark’s shoes, and skirts
a precise two inches below the knee.
Seven years, twenty-one terms.
So, what exactly did we learn?
That some of us couldn’t sew,
some couldn’t bake, some couldn’t sing
and some of us couldn’t draw anything
other than an Ox-bow lake.
We learnt the Periodic table
from Aluminium all the way to Zinc
but we were sold a lie, it wasn’t finished!
Tennessine, Moscovium, Nihonium
have all been added since.
We learnt that a Bunsen Burner,
when applied to a copper rod,
will make waxed-on, frozen peas fall off
and that a teacher with a passion
will make that seem like vital information.
We learnt that to love, in Latin, is
amo, amas, amat, and to war
is bellum, bellum, belli, maybe
we didn’t need to know much more than that.
We learnt that you could be great at tennis
and be matched with a terrible partner,
that playing hockey, in mini-skirts, in minus 3
was great for building character.
That Rachel, Liz and Louise would
sweep up all the A pluses and A’s
that Saimah, Trish and Ginny could make A minus
on a good day, and that Fiona was very hard to grade
so often did her homework go astray.
There were teachers we didn’t understand,
teachers who gave us the creeps,
teachers who bored us, confused us,
ignored us, and those who instilled the belief
that every kid needs, and then there were teachers
who knew clever stuff, and generously shared it with us.
And then it was done.
And we were gone.
We carried off our bits of paper with strings
of letters, A to E or worse, but we took away
something so much better – a way to walk
through the world, to stand our ground,
look out for each other.
We learnt that a friend moving continents
is not the end of anything, and when life
is tough, friends-for-life, turn up.
So here’s to us, where we’ve been,
where we are, wherever we are going,
but most importantly of all, a toast
to everything we’ve learnt
that they didn’t teach in school!
Trish Bishop
Trish Bishop attended CCHS 1974-1982 and is now Trish Kerrison and for more of Trish’s writing visit her website https://trishkerrison.org